Howard Stern, appearing on Monday night’s Daily Show, told Jon Stewart, “We have been in touch with Charlie Sheen, and he may call in to my show on Wednesday. It will be two lunatics together.”
Stern dominated the Daily Show interview, of course, asking Stewart as many questions as the host asked him.
“Who is more insane, Charlie Sheen or Glenn Beck?” Stern inquired.
Stewart said his answer was going to surprise some people, but “I’m gonna go with the guy whose skin you could flake off and smoke like crack: I’m going with Charlie Sheen.”
Stewart requested that if Stern does talk to Sheen on his satellite radio show on Wednesday, that Stern deliver this message: “We love you, Charlie. Come home. Be safe.”
UPDATE: Stern spoke to Sheen this morning on the latter’s Sirius radio show.
Twitter: @kentucker
this nightmare will never end lol
“charlie may call in”…sad howie.
charlie is doing ANY interview tat puts mic up his nose. & ur twiddling ur thumbs hoping he calls.
But he did call in…currently. What now smart guy?
Stu, what a dolt you are. Go back to listening to Dopie and Wannabe.
I love him and his honest wisdom and desire to satisfy and please any woman and lick them inside with love and TallPeopleMeet was amazing
Beck – because he actually KNOWS he’s lying – with abject malice – yet doesn’t stop.
A crazy person doesn’t think he’s crazy. That’s why Charlie gets my vote. Beck’s just evil.
Tarc is right on.
Yeah, an insane person actually believes his own lies so it would have to be Charlie.
Well, so far they apeipcrate mainly the design with the big lime stones and the solitude pine tree I suppose. Compared to the former lawn that is something more interesting of course. The vegetation is still very sparse and fractional.It will presumably take two years or even more before the steppe has settled properly and all new seedlings have developed into flowering plants. But then I do hope it will be popular route to drive through the roundabout. We’ll see.
The people who listen to and believe Glenn Beck’s bullsh!t are MUCH more insane than Charlie Sheen will ever be.
That just makes Glenn Beck a deep cynic. Charlie Sheen is definetly crazy.
Jon Stewart is a good man, through and through.
At his Rally to Restore Sanity, he had a performer (Yusuf Islam) who wants a guy killed for writing a book. Not very sane.
You are confused mate – Yusuf Islam aka Cat Stevens is not on the hunt for Salman Rushdie – you must have heard that from Beck
Not Beck, from the BBC on their program Hypotheticals.
Geoffrey Robertson: You don’t think that this man deserves to die?
Y. Islam: Who, Salman Rushdie?
Robertson: Yes.
Y. Islam: Yes, yes.
http://www.archive.org/details/Hypotheticals-a-Satanic-Scenario
Oh, yeah, I remember that! Put a lot of us off of Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam at the time. Then years later he recanted that statement.
glenn beck is much crazier. he thinks its god’s will to tell the world lies. At least Charlie only lies about himself.
charlie sheen thinks he is god and his will is the most awesome. clearly the more insane
Try to encourage him to get help. He clearly has a mental illness and is not in touch with reality right now. It is cruel to put people in that condition in front of a camera / on the radio for ratings.
Are you speaking of Beck or Sheen?
I think Alec is speaking of Beck.
please please please stop the stories on charlie sheen. enough is enough. we don’t care.
I do! True, my life is a bit sad right now and maybe I wouldn’t care if everything was “super-bitchin”, but at the moment, I can’t get enough of the schadenfreude. One of the most overpaid people in the world completely losing his sh*t and going down in hilariously-worded flames? I love it. I hope he ends up okay and everything, I hope he truly does get clean and learn from this, but the situation is pretty delicious for now. (I know this makes me a bad person, and I feel slightly guilty, but mostly I feel beautiful, beautiful schadenfreude.)
Someone needs to put Sheen & Gibson together in a buddy movie, Stat! Of course it would cost an arm and a leg to insure them these days…
Hi! Anyone who uses the word “schdenfreude” with such a grand flourish, with a nod to vague bad karma, has my vote for “Comment of the Month, So Far.” I salute you, K. And agree with you 100%. Cheers! Let’s all sit back and watch/listen/revel in the car wreck. And then when he told off his long-suffering father, well: you’re on my list, Carlos, and “what a piece of work.”
I agree!
Would love to see Howard interview that d-bag Sheen, he’d rightfully rip him to shreds.
God Bless ya Charlie and thanks for the entertaiment, stick to your guns, your fans just got more faithful, the people dogging you now are the same kind of idiots that won’t let us smoke tobacco in bars.
Yes, those idiots who don’t want to get lung cancer while you smoke. Selfish jerks!
He’s a women beater, Bob Martin. He has a long history of it. Is that what you like about him?
There’s a lot to be angry about, isn’t there, Bob Martin? Hope your methods of compensating aren’t as destructive as Charlie’s.
Clearly, the craziest one of all is Ken Tucker for liking the Oscars. Pure insanity.
LOL!!! Well done!
He also wrote an article about people needing to show compassion for Sheen. I have compassion for a lot of people but a woman beating, drug addicted lunatic who has a God complex isn’t one of them. I agree, Tucker wins the crazy award!
I actually think Glenn Beck believes every word he says. Which doesn’t make him any less crazy, or any less evil.
Let’s ignore Stewart’s on point comments about the abuse teachers take in this country, and focus instead on Charlie Sheen.
Pretty much explains why our education system is going in the toilet, don’t you think?
i rarely agree with howard stern, but i think he’s dead on with this one.
He’s on Stern’s show right now…
Love Stern!
Sheen IS Howard Stern, before Howard sold out and started sucking up to the celebs he used to make fun of. Also Stern talking about Sheen’s mental issues? Pot Kettle Black.
Another Dopie and Wannabe fan.
At least Howard admits to his issues.
Charlie Sheen has his own Sirius radio show?
Yes. It’s called Two and a Half Brain Cells.