The news that Bristol Palin is engaged to Levi Johnston found David Letterman as pleased as a five year-old ring-bearer. In his opening monologue last night, Dave made a number of jokes about the renewed union, saying that Bristol had made the announcement “during an hour-long ESPN special”:
Letterman also noted that Johnson had issued a “heartfelt apology to the family.” He paused, and then added, “Gee, that kind of rings a bell.” Given Letterman’s own fraught history with Sarah Palin, I wouldn’t be surprised if Levi invites him to his bachelor party.
Letterman is a creepy old cadaver. Who watches him? The undead?
Or people with an evolved sense of humor?
Or old people…
… with an evolved sense of humor? (Those things take a while to evolve, know…)
Yea, so does crapping your pants.
No, that would be Jay Leno
Colour me undead. Dave’s still funny and a person doing nightly shows has to be fast. Don’t get me wrong—I don’t know if I would leave him alone around any of my female relatives, but he’s still got the timing.
Yeah I don’t find him funny either. He’s clearly no Craig Ferguson….now there’s an evolved sense of humour. I find David stale.
Turd Ferguson? Please, that guy is the lamest comedian around. He’s like a dull Scottish version of Tom Bergeron.
HAHA! Nice SNL Celebrity Jeopardy reference.
“I’ll take The Rapists for $500, Alex.”
“Uh, Mr. Connery, that’s therapists.”
sez the guy who wrote “Turd Ferguson”.
craig ferguson… man how did he slip his way in the that job… man he had the luck of the century! that fool doesnt even know what a joke is…. “well lets see hmm well look at that mug they got me ohhh meee ohh myy!” (audience laughs) ” i bet everyone watching on the tv wants this mug” (audience laughs) “im gonna call this mister mugsy” (audience laughs)
what a dummy
I feel sorry for anyone that doesn’t “get” Craigs sense of humor. I’ll trust the YouTube ratings before I would ever trust the trolls that populate the blogs.
YouTube is where people who can’t read go to experience the internet. Good luck with that.
“you;; trust the youtube ratings” does thaT Mean brad pitt is the best actor in the world because everyone knows him?
I think you make an exnlleect post. While I got lots of physical information about sex, I really didn’t get enough emotional education about sex. As I once explained to a younger cousin, who was trying to make some life decisions, “Sex complicates things in a relationship.” It can completely change what you feel, what you want, etc. Sometimes good and sometimes bad. I was not prepared for the emotional changes that go with the physical act.It’s a big difference between some chips for a snack and getting the whole combo meal.
Aside frome the fact that this is Palin’s daughter nobody would care what these two kids are doing. It’s not funny, interesting, or even news worthy. Once again reality TV uses it’s sensationalism appetite to take a bite out of civility.
But it is Palin’s daughter, so it is relevant and good on Letterman – who is still as funny as he’s always been – for taking the piss out of them.
yeah. as funny as he has ever been. I used to find him hilarious in my 20′s. 20 years ago
Who the hell cares about Palin and or her Daughters dirty laundry? The more Sarah or Bristol or Levi open their mouths the more they look like idiots. But hey, thats entertaining to me. I love laughing at Palin, she never has a clue what she’s talking about. She gets up, Slanderizes someone, or mudslings the Democrats, says something like ” Oh yeah, I can run this country, but not my own house.” then leaves. Starts a fight, but never finishes it hmm…sounds framilier. Did Bush get a sex change.
Boring. Bristol Palin and her boyfriend are boring. Letterman is boring. Reality TV is boring. This article is boring.
Your comment is boring
Exactly. If you are so bored by both Palin and Letterman, why even read the article?
What’s going to be absolutely delicious is when we find out Levi was paid off by the family to marry the little harridan after she got pregnant with another man’s baby. You watch.
Why is there a whole article about 2 jokes he made at the end of a dull bit?
not being able to tell your parents you are pregnant, not being able to tell them you are engage.
Abstinance=no truth about reality
since when has truth or reality meant anything to a nitwit like Sarah Palin?
And as usual, Sarah is as blindsided by the engagement as she was by the pregnancy. Too busy legislating the nation’s reproductive rights to know what her kid is up to…typical Republi-CANT.
My guess is that the unexpected news of the pending nuptials between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston is really just a ruse and not even true. The whole story is a publicity scam generated out of Sarah Palin’s office. Well, seeing that her publicist is Bristol Palin, BSMP, LLC, the idea was to show the world just how forgiving and generous Sarah Palin is.
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I hate liberals, therefore I hate no-talent rapist letterman and a lot of the fools here!!! Worthless humans who may as well not be alive!!! World would be a better place!!! Can’t wait for that day!!!
Hold it there; save some exclamation points for the grown-ups.
Am I the only person in American who doesn’t care about this story? Don’t people realize this was set up to just make money? Poor Kathy Griffin must be devastated!
I have never liked David Letterman. How dare he make fun of the Palin family while his personal life is a shame.