In her opening “Monologue Song (La, La, La),” SNL host Taylor Swift sang, “You might think I might say/something bad about Kanye/and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue/but there’s nothing more to say/because everything’s okay/I’ve got security lining the stage.”
She also took a jab at “Joe” (that is, Joe Jonas) and sang that we might expect her to say something about “dating the werewolf from Twilight” — but instead, she silently mouthed “Hi, Taylor” and blew Lautner a kiss and winked at the camera.
Having finished the song, she announced, “We have a great show. Kanye West is not here.”
So far, so good…