Archive: October 2009 (61-69 of 69)

Oct 4 2009 08:00 AM ET

'Saturday Night Live': Lady Gaga, Madonna, the s-bomb drop, Letterman jokes, and a little funniness

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Ryan Reynolds may have been the host of Saturday Night Live last night, but music guest Lady Gaga provided the most notable, if not the most entertaining, moments. Carrying on what is now a mini-tradition, Lady Gaga said a four-letter word (“Dancing to that s— on the radio”) during her first song. She also appeared in one of Kenan Thompson’s periodic house-music sketches. Gaga and surprise-guest Madonna conducted a little cat-fight that had less to do with humor than with Madonna literally trying to fend off the latest usurper to her dance-music-queen status:

Other celeb sightings: Scarlett Johansson during a fake-commercial for “porcelain fountains,” and Elijah Wood in an Andy Samberg Digital Short, a hiphop parody that was arguably the funniest thing of the night:

Yes, SNL did acknowledge the David Letterman scandal via two jokes by Seth Meyers on “Weekend Update” — the 48 Hours producer attempted a Stupid Human Trick, he said, and after sex, Letterman says “Stay tuned for Craig Ferguson.” Ha. Ha.

At this point in its history, SNL is more about itself than about the comedy. New cast member Jenny Slate was present, with no harm done after her accidental expletive last week. Darrell Hammond’s appearance as Arnold Schwarzenegger during “Update” was a good performance, but more notable for the fact that Hammond, who no longer appears in the opening credits of the show, turned up at all. New regular Nasim Pedrad was amusing as the wife of Fred Armisen’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

The most elaborately produced sketch was “So You Committed A Crime And You Think You Can Dance,” which contained some taped elements. The only time I laughed, though, was upon seeing Bill Hader’s silent Phil Spector as a judge.

Bonus points to a well-thought-out PBS parody in which supposed actors from Oslo (including Reynolds, Armisen, and Kristen Wiig) performed, excellently, a cop drama with accents that invoked yet surpassed old “Wild and Crazy Guy” sketches. Points detracted for the Family Feud sketch about John and Mackenzie Phillips whose only laughs came from Jason Sudeikis’ slick host.

But it all came back to Lady Gaga: Her second song featured her wearing what looked like part of a big Slinky. For her, the spectacle is more important than the music (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Still: The biggest suspense of the night turned out to be whether she could sit at the piano wearing her getup, and the awkward moment when she had to take off her sunglasses in order to continue (“Hello, SNL,” she vamped weakly).

Even the final comic moment was reserved for Gaga — dressed in her bubble-suit, she, not Reynolds, got to have a precious few moments of screen-time shared with exec producer Lorne Michaels. Like I said, SNL is all about the inside-maneuvering of SNL than it is about comedy so far this season.

What did you think?

(Here’s the Lady Gaga “s—” performance of “Paparazzi”: warning: language)

Oct 3 2009 07:22 AM ET

The joke is on David Letterman, according to Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, and Bill Maher

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Well, Jay Leno didn’t waste any time taking advantage of the David Letterman controversy. His first joke last night? “If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’re in the wrong studio.”

“I have never had sexual relations with any of my staff,” Leno said — and then a drummer in his band stalked offstage, feigning anger, as though he was a wronged lover. Bandleader Kevin Eubanks played along: “Jay, you’re messin’ around on me?”

Switching to the Letterman’s extortionist, Leno said, “This guy was a producer for 48 Hours. It coulda been worse; at least he wasn’t a producer for ‘To Catch a Predator.’”

Did Jay Leno just call David Letterman a predator? Or did he mean the producer? If I have to ask, doesn’t that mean it’s not the best-constructed joke?

Later in the show, during a panel discussion, guest Arianna Huffington was determined to squeeze in a jokey comment: “If you’re going to be have sex with people who work for you, you have to be David Letterman.”

Over on The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien refrained from any Dave remarks, but that genial loose-cannon Drew Carey, Conan’s first guest, came out and said merrily, “Man, I would hate to be on opposite Letterman tonight with all that sex stuff.” “No comment,” said Conan quietly.

Mid-way through his Late Night monologue, Jimmy Fallon said, “There’s a new book out called Why Women Have Sex that has a list of the 237 reasons why women have sex, and Letterman knows the top ten.” Get it, get it?

And on Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher said, “I’ve never had sex with members of my staff — the guests, yes, of course, but not the staff.” He also said, “Hey, next to Roman Polanski and Mackenzie Phillips’ dad, I think Dave looks pretty good.”

I didn’t hear any Letterman jokes from Jimmy Kimmel.

Finally, as I wrote earlier, Craig Ferguson had taped his Friday show on Thursday before the Letterman news broke.

What do you think of the Letterman jokes?

Oct 2 2009 11:49 AM ET

The Letterman scandal: How will other talk-show hosts react?

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In the wake of last night’s Letterman revelations, the other late-night hosts are put in a tricky position. It’s their job to joke about what’s in the news, and what’s newsier, at least when it comes to show-biz stories, than the affairs of their colleague?

Will Jay Leno touch this subject tonight? Given the bad blood between the two of them, this could go one of three ways, I think: Leno will ignore it; or he’ll make some semi-serious brief comment about it; or he’ll allude to it in a sideways-joking manner that will let him off the hook if the audience doesn’t like the tone.

How about Craig Ferguson? He’s in a really tough position. After all, Letterman is, technically, his boss — The Late Late Show is a Worldwide Pants production. Ferguson taped the show that airs tonight before news of the scandal broke, so don’t expect him to address the subject. But next week? The Scottish host is justly famous for his frank, unscripted opening monologues which, unlike all his other colleagues, allows room for him to address issues in a serious as well as a humorous manner. It will seem odd if Ferguson says nothing; yet who can blame him if he just wants to stay out of an icky situation?

As for the rest, I could imagine Jimmy Kimmel finding this right in his raunchy wheelhouse, which I don’t intend as an insult: Kimmel is a shrewd humorist these days.

Conan? I could be wrong, but I don’t see O’Brien touching this with ten-foot tongs.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert? I’d wager on Stewart definitely talking about this on Monday, but wonder how the Colbert persona can find an angle that suits him. Then again, Colbert is brilliant and I’m not, so I’ll be watching to see.

What do you think? Will the competition and colleagues talk about Letterman, and what tone will they take?

Oct 2 2009 08:38 AM ET

David Letterman and his amazing 'little story'

“Do you feel like a little story?” David Letterman asked the studio audience last night. He was sitting at his desk. He’d already done his monologue, which included a joking aside about “takin’ a ride on the Appalachian trail.”

And then for ten minutes, he told the story that had broken only a couple of hours before: that he’d been the object of an extortion attempt, and that “I have had sex with women who work on the show.” But before he said that he put it in the context of an odd, often humorously phrased anecdote, almost a folksy shaggy-dog story.

He told us about the “little package in the back of my car” that he found, which contained a threat from a man who wrote that he knew “some terrible, terrible things” about Letterman. The audience laughed heartily. He said “the guy said [he was] going to write a screenplay about me,” and that Dave’s first thought was, “that’s a little hinky” — “hinky” being a favorite bit of Letterman-language for odd things. The demand was for two million dollars.

He said it was a “terrifying moment,” “quite scary,” and that “I felt menaced.” He said he decided to take the threat to the authorities and “I had to tell them all the creepy things I had done.” Again, he got laughs from this.

“Now of course we get to, what was all the creepy stuff?… The creepy stuff was, I have had sex with women who work on the show.” There was silence mingled with gasps — for the first time, no laughs then. “My answer to that was, yes, I have.” He got applause and laughter from this, but it seemed a bit more nervous. “Would [this news] prove embarrassing?” he asked rhetorically. “Yes it would — especially for the women.” And the audience laughed quite loudly.

Here’s the thing about that reaction: If you’ve ever been in a studio audience before, you know you’re almost hypnotized into giddy good humor. You’ve been standing on a line for hours, you’ve had a warm-up guy come out and joke and tell you what to expect (Letterman usually comes out and does his own warm-up bit, to the best of my knowledge). And we no longer live in a culture where, upon hearing something disturbing, people feel comfortable saying (not shouting), “For shame!” or quietly walking out. In any case, I’m sure everyone was just pretty stunned, and that some of the laughter was of the nervous sort.

In a sense, Letterman had a captive audience with which to frame his admission. But that said, this was an extraordinary piece of television. He took what could be a damaging scandal, a tale of blackmail and workplace relationships, and turned it into a story that was at least in part about what he termed his “towering, Midwestern mass of guilt.”

Letterman even managed to get in a few more mild jokes about it. “I know what you’re sayin’: ‘Oh, Dave had sex!’” — a reference to his age (62). And though he said he would not have more to say about it, when he came back from a commercial, he said he’d taken questions from the audience during the break and “a guy said, ‘I’d like to see that movie.’” More laughs. On with the show.

This is going to play out in ways that you or I or Letterman cannot predict. There are going to be a lot of talks about consensual versus coerced sexual relationships, about Letterman’s history of making jokes about straying politicians. We’ll hear debates and conjectures about his long-term relationship and marriage since March to Regina Lasko, the mother of his son, Harry. Letterman will be mocked and he’ll be defended.

As it stands right now, though, what Letterman did last night was a striking, unique, and — for all the laughter it provoked — dramatic example of how a celebrity deals with both a threat and a scandal.

I’m sure you have your own opinions on how Letterman handled it, below.

More on David Letterman:
From the archives: Our Q&A with Stephanie Birkitt, former Letterman assistant
David Letterman reveals extortion attempt

Oct 1 2009 11:48 PM ET

'FlashForward' week 2: More clues, more memories, more mysteries

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FlashForward moved its plot along pretty nicely in its second edition on Thursday night. We met Lloyd Simcoe, the man Olivia saw in her flash-forward and with whom she fears she’ll have an affair. We learned a teeny bit more about “Suspect Zero,” the mysterious figure in the Detroit stadium who moved around while everyone else in the world blacked out for two minutes, 17 seconds. (I guess we have to say “maybe everyone else,” since we were told a phone call was placed to this fellow during the black-out period.)

We started to get a feel for the tone of FastForward: mostly ominous and earnest, with moments of bleak humor. (When Mark’s boss revealed he was sitting on a toilet during his flash-forward, and rescued a co-worker who was drowning face-down in a urinal, did you laugh or wince?)

Still, I feel as though the show has to pull back and place this event in a larger context. Wouldn’t, for example, law enforcement worldwide be in contact with each other, and we’d see more than just the “Mosaic Collective” and bespectacled Janis Hawk plowing through hundreds of thousands of postings? The series is getting a tad bogged down in the mixed feelings Mark has of Olivia’s remembered scenario, even as he himself is keeping secret from her a memory that has the recovering alcoholic drinking again.

But such quibbles are minor for me, so far. The trip Mark and Demetri Noh took to Utah to follow a lead was crisply exciting. I like Joseph Fiennes’ understated performance, and the multi-faceted premise of the show remains intriguing: part-mystery, part-metaphor for a terrorist attack, part-adventure with guns blazing.

What was your reaction to this week’s FlashForward?

Oct 1 2009 10:17 PM ET

Jon Gosselin on 'Larry King Live': 'I had an epiphany; I want my kids off the show'

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Jon Gosselin, parking his sorry rear end in the chair opposite America’s most genially oblivious TV interviewer, said on Larry King Live what lots of you have been saying for months: “It’s not healthy for my kids to be on the show… it’s detrimental to them.”

“I had an epiphany one day,” said Jon. “I made mistakes… I’m here to apologize to Kate.” But then — uh, oh — he also said, “I apologize to Hailey [Glassman]” — i.e., his girlfriend.

Jon is seeking to shut down production on the TLC series soon to be known as Kate Plus Eight, in a lawsuit announced earlier today. Tonight, Jon hauled in his lawyer, Mark Jay Heller, to assert to King that there’ll be a Dept. of Labor investigation about child labor law (“they never got a permit for the kids to act”), about breach of contract, and who knows what else — so much was spilled by both Jon and his lawyer, it was difficult to follow their arguments. “I don’t talk to Kate,” he said. But he also said he “texts her”; however, she doesn’t text back. “I want us to become friends,” he said of Kate.

“I have a sense of empowerment now,” said Jon. “I was an avoider.” This must be the psychobabble he learned racking up $22,000 in “counseling” he says he’s received.

Fun fact: Jon said he made a million dollars from the show in the past year — money paid to both him and Kate.

“We’re in the court of public opinion,” said Heller, referring to appearing on Larry King Live this night. Meanwhile, King was asking viewers to “clock onto the [CNN] website” and asked Jon to answer a “tweeter question” CNN had received. The court of public opinion is presided over by a rather out-of-it judge.

There were a couple of other inadvertently funny moments. “You’ve been through divorce, you know,” said Jon to the much-married King, hoping to curry sympathy, I suppose. And when Jon said, “Our life is our show and our show is our life… and it should stop,” King responded, “So we shouldn’t have known about you?”

“Probably,” said Jon.

A lawyer for Kate also appeared in one corner of the TV screen to rebut some of this stuff. And a statement by Kate was read, in which she said, “I’m saddened and confused… by Jon’s media statements.”

You and me both, sister.

What do you think?

More on Jon and Kate Gosselin:

Jon Gosselin lawsuit: more selfishness?

Jon Gosselin tries to stop ‘Kate Plus Eight’

Oct 1 2009 12:20 PM ET

Jon Gosselin lawsuit: A way to save the eight kids' souls, or just more selfishness?

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The lawsuit filed by Jon Gosselin to halt any taping of Kate Plus Eight in the Pennsylvania house he shares with his estranged wife is one of those good/bad puzzlers. Namely:

1. Good: If production is halted and the cameras removed from the home, will this (as so many of you readers have commented here) help the mental welfare of the couple’s eight children?

2. Bad: The timing of this, like everything Jon has done in recent months, just seems all wrong. It was okay to be filming as long as Jon had financial gain from TLC, but now all of a sudden it’s “not in the best interest of the children’s welfare,” in the words of the lawsuit? Come off it, Jon…

Jon and Kate Gosselin: Their very lives have become a reality show that never goes off the air.

What do you think — is shutting down the filming of the show a boon to the children no matter what the motive, or will this just further the chaos the adult Gosselins bring upon themselves and their family?

More about Jon & Kate Plus Eight:

Jon Gosselin tries to stop ‘Kate Plus Eight’

Kate Gosselin takes over: Bye, bye, Jon!

Oct 1 2009 08:31 AM ET

Madonna on 'David Letterman': Eats pizza, calls Lourdes 'trouble,' says she'd rather be 'hit by a train' than marry again

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Madonna’s return to The Late Show with David Letterman last night was like two old foes who’ve decided that at this stage of their careers, they get more mileage out of kidding each other than fighting.

But the segment did have its share of moments of Madonna and Dave at their Madge-iest and Dave-iest, respectively. When Letterman asked her if she’d ever marry again, Madonna said, “I’d rather get run over by a train.” She also said her daughter Lourdes was “trouble,” an only half-joking reference to the moodiness and rebellion of adolescence.

When Madonna asked Dave about what he’ll do when his son Harry becomes a teen, Dave said cheerily, “By that time, with any luck, I’ll be dead.”

Madonna feigned shock at that, but you could tell it appealed to her waspish sense of humor.

Then there was the fine let’s-get-Madonna-some-pizza stunt. Doesn’t it seem like ages since Dave has left the studio for a segment like this?:

The most unbelievable moment? When Madonna said, taking a dainty bite of pizza as though snacking on poison, “I have never gone to a New York pizzeria before.” Yeah, right: I’m sure there were a lot of nights in the ’70s when, as a destitute disco dolly, Madonna chomped down on a slice or two on a cold winter’s night in Greenwich Village…

Did you watch Madonna on Letterman?

Oct 1 2009 07:31 AM ET

'The Ultimate Fighter': Kimbo Slice vs. Roy Nelson: We have a winner... and a lotta hype

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The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights has proven to be the best TUF season yet. The media star is unquestionably Kimbo Slice, the amateur street  brawler of YouTube fame who continues to evolve into a more formally trained mixed-martial-arts fighter. But the rest of this season’s bunch is entertaining, too. From the profane, hilarious arguments between opposing team captains Rashad Evans and Rampage Jackson to the colorful personalities of other fighters such as Marcus Jones, who loves flowers and collects comic books, Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights is a lot of fun to watch.

Last night’s tussle between Kimbo and Roy Nelson had been hyped all week — Kimbo even put in an appearance on Tuesday night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, taking part in a goofy sketch that involved smashing a lot of fake, breakaway furniture.

So what about the showdown this week? Well, as Rampage said of Nelson’s girth, “That’s a big belly.” On visuals alone, anyone would have given Kimbo (trim and cut) the edge over Nelson (rotund and jiggly).

Unfortunately, Kimbo’s ground game remains his greatest flaw; get him on the mat and he’s in trouble. Which was exactly Nelson’s game plan. Once he had Kimbo down, he just laid that massive stomach across Kimbo’s face and Slice was flailing, nearly helpless. After Nelson had him pinned and was pounding Kimbo’s bald pate with one punch after another, the fight was called in the second round, a TKO win for Nelson.

Of course, this being a UFC production headed up by the motor-mouth president Dana White, we immediately saw some future footage that suggested Kimbo may make a quick return to the ring when Marcus Jones experiences some sort of pre-fight jitters.

That’s the thing about TUF these days: It’s so well-cast, with an array of amusing, trash-talking, frequently articulate fighters, that even when a fight like this night’s turns out to be a shoulder-shrugger, you still want to tune in next week, to see who’ll put down who, verbally or physically.

Did you watch The Ultimate Fighter? What did you think?

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