Pretty soon, Sarah Palin will be a free agent, and you just know she wants to remain in the media spotlight. The question is, what should she do? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Become a new co-host on The View. Just think of the knock-down fights she’d get into with Elisabeth Hasselbeck over who could take the more righteous position on Hot Topics ranging from “Should you Twitter in Church?” to who should win So You Think You Can Dance. Added bonus: Joy Behar’s head would explode.
2. Become a Desperate Housewife. I mean, a new regular on Desperate Housewives. Don’t they need a new neighbor to replace Edie?
3. Enter The Amazing Race with husband Todd. Certainly this hunting, fishing, snowmobile-riding couple would be formidable competitors. Wouldn’t you tune in to see her yell at foreign-country taxi drivers, misplace her designer eyewear during a pull-that-rickshaw competition, and witness the pile-on when the other contestants are allowed to give them a “U-Turn”?
4. Do a guest arc on 30 Rock as Jack Donaghy’s new girlfriend. Think of the possibilities: She could play herself, but in this storyline, she’s newly divorced. She’d be just the kind of conservative Alec Baldwin’s Jack would find irresistible. Plus, Tina Fey could bust out her Palin impersonation and thoroughly confuse Jack in a case of wacky mistaken-identity!
5. Okay, I can’t think of a fifth job for Palin on TV. I open the floor to your suggestions in the Comments section below.
I just want her to go far, far away. No politics. No tv. Just go into hiding for life. Spare us, please!
Obviously Mr. Tucker is not a fan of Sarah Palin and his inappropriate gestures clearly portray his opinion. Perhaps she truly is a victim of bad press as this appears to be another one of those attacks toward her. Highly unproffessional.
She is a governor who abandoned her position at a time when states are facing their worst financial times. She didn’t even have the decency to stick it out another 9 months and finish her term. Her political career should be over. Any Democrat would have been ripped to shreds, as should any politician, for doing such a thing. But the hypocrites at Fox “News” can’t stop fawning over her though. No worries for her even if politics does not work out. Fox “News” would instantly create a show just for her.
She’s a governor who resigned at a time when states are facing the worst financial crisis in years. She didn’t even have the decency to finish her term. Any politician who did this should see his/her political career end in shame. Although they’d rip a Democrat who did it, the hypocrites at Fox “News” still can’t stop fawning over her. My dream wish for her next move? Fade into obscurity.
the new infomercial queen – specializing in ads for home pregnancy tests
Gary– you lost me somewhere back there! Life hasn’t been very happy since, has it? Oh, Gary– I’m right here. Just try me on for a little bit. I promise, it won’t hurt to smile or chuckle once in a while. It may even be healthy…
a travel reporter for direct alaska to russia sleigh rides
a news reporter forFox – first topic:how NOT to pick a VP candidate
I vote for #4, brilliant idea. More ratings for the best comedy on tv right now.
Sarah who?
run a Desperate Grandma’s Choir singing God’s grace with all her grandkids
Dear Ken Tucker: I don’t come to EW.com for politics – in the future let’s please keep it about entertainment.
Dear Ken Tucker: I don’t come to ew.com for politics – in the future let’s please keep it about entertainment.
Maybe a fox news gig?
Here’s more ideas of TV shows!
http://tvdonewright.com/2009/07/05/sarah-palin-the-tv-shows-she-would-fit-right-in/