Archive: April 2009 (51-52 of 52)

Apr 1 2009 01:07 PM ET

Letterman to O'Reilly: 'I think of you as a goon'

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Bill O’Reilly had barely lowered himself into the Late Show chair before David Letterman said, "I think of you as a goon," and it just got more prickly from there. Asking The O’Reilly Factor  host to run down his resume, which ended with his ascension to the Fox News Channel, Letterman said, "When you say ‘working your way up,’ does that really apply to Fox?"

Letterman’s been dropping the usual I’m-just-a-goofball-host charade and engaging in more contentious exchanges with political-minded guests of late. Last night, the host persued a line of questioning that boiled down to, "You’re too smart to believe what you say." O’Reilly, of course, did not agree. He didn’t defend former President Bush when Letterman said, "To me, the United States government was essentially closed for eight years," or former Vice President Cheney when Letterman referred to the latter as "the venal one." O’Reilly said he was a bit put out that Cheney had never come on The Factor for an interview; beyond that, he refused, as he does on his own show, to be a defender of the Republican party, portraying himself as being above the partisan fray.

Kidding O’Reilly about his announced boycott of Sean Penn movies because of the actor’s  leftist political beliefs, Letterman said impishly, "It’s gonna be on your conscience when you put him out of work."

Having drilled away at O’Reilly for three segments, Dave said genially, "Okay, I think we’re done here. I’d like to see you back here in six months for a cleaning." Both men seemed happy with the services they’d rendered.

Did you watch? Who do you think came off better, or was it a tussle ending in a draw?

Apr 1 2009 02:32 AM ET

'The Osbournes: Reloaded': Repulsive, repellent, ridiculous

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Oh lordy: How long did you last after American Idol ended and The Osbournes: Reloaded began? Did the hokey kiss-the-elderly-lady-while-blindfolded stunt put you off? (Aside from its dull stupidity, it exposed an ugly streak in Sharon Osbourne: she asked the guy, “Are you OK?” as though he’d been forced to smooch a rotting corpse.) Did you flip the channel during the Flashdance parody featuring Ozzy in a leotard, farting? Did you make it as far as the two children playing prepubescent Ozzy and Sharon, swearing at everyone in sight? Funny? No. Shocking? No. Make-your-eyes-bleed boring? Yes.

Commercials had given us a glimpse of the Osbournes working in a drive-through restaurant, but the full, tedious hostility of Kelly shouting at a customer, “Are you #@%&ing deaf?” was creepy in its contempt for “ordinary” people — and by extension, us.

Capping it all was Reloaded‘s framing stunt: near the start of the show, some poor guy was tricked into thinking he’d won a prize, but it turned out his girlfriend was backstage. She came forth and demanded to know whether he’d marry her this evening. Sharon told him to think about it, and he was whisked offstage to “think.” By the end of the show (oh gosh, SPOILER ALERT!!!), facing his girlfriend who was dressed in a white wedding gown, he said glumly, “I’ll marry you.” (It was less than a half-hearted marriage vow: it was a heartless one.) An apparently legal union was then performed. The whole thing would have been blood-curdling, but by that time, was there anyone in America who cared?

It seems a lifetime since, in 2002, the Osbournes came across as refreshingly nutty on their MTV reality show. On The Osbournes: Reloaded, Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack were just pathetic. No wonder Fox kept chopping this proposed hour-long “variety show” into an ever-smaller size before airing it. The network is supposed to air five more Reloadeds. Don’t hold your breath. Or maybe, do hold your breath: The stink of this show will last a long time.

What did you think?

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